10.12.2006

There's something brewing in the depths of the church of the unholy (that is schmorf's place of rehearsal)... We think there is some indecency and twistedness around, because a singer has emerged from the valley of the shadow of death, geared and ready to violate you people! That means the sick schmorfers will make shit hit the fan sooner than anyone thought possible... Check out this site for upcoming grotesque deeds that will be undertaken now that the circle is complete... A few hints: gigs? Studio? Pictures? An upcoming DVD? An entertaining match of kicking grannies? Who knows! The fact remains - now for sure there is something out to get you...

28.9.2006

There's some lineup changes in the making right now for schmorf! A brand new guitarist has been added, so the rhythm section is fatter than ever! The plot thickens, the conspiracy to make people's ears bleed is more realistic than ever. We'll get you!

28.9.2006

Our notebooks are filling up with useless junk, which is also called 'music', made by schmorf. Training is going as planned, that is very badly. We are happy! Soon - very soon - you poor you, will hear something that'll make your ears scream for mercy. Not in a nice, cuddly, positive way, i might add.

That means, by default, that we will have to play live. That project goes by the name 'let's fuck up some songs by others, and the ones we wrote also'. We live exciting times. Check out the 'pics' for... well... pics.

There's some few additions put to this website also shortly, so stay tuned! (damn i'm good, i have to get a job as copywriter, dammit! please contact me for job opportunities...)

Under and in.

12.9.2006

Our drummer sucks ass.