Dr. schmorf is the person to see if your ailment is of mental nature. Well, physical also, for that matter... Choose your category of question below and ask away! Let the Doctor operate for a few days and check back for the absolute truth.
WHAT IS?
This is the section to find out about new, weird, strange and twisted stuff. Please ask your questions in orderly fashion, in the form of 'What is..'. Or, not.
BRAND NEW!!!
DR. SCHMORF IS ASKING YOU!
Of course you can't beat the master. Well, here the master challenges YOU! From lightweight problems to ultra-heavyweight mindfucks. The questions are updated from time to time, to keep you students occupied. Remember to write the number of the question in the box!
Here you can find interesting and deep conversations and dialogues about the world that surrounds us. Don't be afraid to question even the most simple and basic things, Dr. schmorf will resolve all your ponderings regarding society.
Even the difficult subject of biology does not escape the all seeing eye of Dr. schmorf. The many mechanisms of humans and other living organisms are in multitudes, but not to worry. Dr. schmorf knows everything about this subject too. So sharpen your boogerpicking finger and ask away!
OTHERS?
Of course human language does lack the words for all the things within the scope of Dr. schmorf's range of intelligence. Therefore we have this section. Whether you are unable to label your stupidity, or if you're just embarrassed to ask a retarded question about the procreation of elephants (just a thought), throw your brain vomit right here.
